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Riddles - How to Solve A Hard Riddle - Using the Wiki - ITS Wiki Service

2010-05-05T08:52:00.001-07:00

If you happen to encounter very hard riddles and you would want to really solve it without relying on anyone, then you would need to read and read. The more you read books or dictionary, the more you will get familiarize with those words. It is not all about knowledge when it comes to Riddles, you will need to be good in analysis and you will need a small sense of practicality. Only then will you be able to solve a riddle on your own.

The first thing you will need to analyze about the riddles is what the answer is, whether it is living or non-living, whether it is human, animals, or plant and so on. After that you will need to analyze the message of the riddle. After that you will need practicality since not all riddle can make any sense. This is the time when your studying really comes in handy. Being able to know different kinds of words, you will not have a hard time thinking what the word could really be. So if you want to solve a riddle by your own, then you should follow these simple steps and you will be able to puzzle out any Riddles your classmate could give you.

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Riddles | Where to Find Riddles

2010-05-05T08:51:00.001-07:00

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12 of The Lamest and Ugliest Phone | The Lamest and Ugliest of Phones

2010-04-26T01:46:00.001-07:00

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some of the lamest phones ever!

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Zygor WoW Leveling Guide & Review Home - Zygor WoW Leveling Guide & Review

2010-04-23T01:17:00.001-07:00

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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore... [Pic] view!

2010-02-03T04:57:00.001-08:00

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2010-02-03T04:29:00.001-08:00

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2010-02-01T03:06:00.001-08:00

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A 3,000% loan via an iphone app - now that's responsible lending!

2010-02-01T02:56:00.001-08:00

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Makita BHP451 review

2010-01-27T18:01:00.003-08:00

Bare-Tool Makita BHP451Z 18-Volt LXT Lithium-Ion Hammer Drill/Driver (Tool Only, No Battery)

Reviews of Bare-Tool Makita BHP451Z 18-Volt LXT Lithium-Ion Hammer Drill/Driver (Tool Only, No Battery)

1.) Exactly as advertised.
Reviewed by: A & S Cabinetry Tulsa, OK
Rating:
I own the LXT300 kit already (fantastic value, by the way), but needed a second drill for cabinet work. Since I already own 3 LXT 1.5AH (compact) batteries, this was the perfect solution for me. I'm going to assume that you already know of the quality of Makita tools, so I'll skip to the chase...YES, ITS REALLY A BRAND NEW LXT BHP452 HAMMER DRILL. I recieved the unit exactly as advertised, within the promised time frame and I couldn't be happier.

This drill has the same great ergonomics and balance of the compact LXT (white) but has a smoother, more easily controlled trigger. It will accept either the compact 1.5AH or the larger 3.0AH batteries. It does not include a depth stop or side handle as pictured, but I'm okay with that for [...] bucks.

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Makita BHP451 review

2010-01-27T18:01:00.001-08:00

Bare-Tool Makita BHP451Z 18-Volt LXT Lithium-Ion Hammer Drill/Driver (Tool Only, No Battery)

Reviews of Bare-Tool Makita BHP451Z 18-Volt LXT Lithium-Ion Hammer Drill/Driver (Tool Only, No Battery)

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Creative Black and White Photography on Flickr

2010-01-27T04:46:00.003-08:00

Strictly black and white photos:

Black and White Photography on Flickr

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Creative Black and White Photography on Flickr

2010-01-27T04:46:00.001-08:00

Strictly black and white photos:

Black and White Photography on Flickr

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[WTF] Why Girls ask for drinks in bars..

2010-01-25T00:03:00.001-08:00

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2010-01-24T23:59:00.001-08:00

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With clutter ubiquitous, emptiness gets attention. (Talk about white space!) Japanese poster.

2009-12-27T06:56:00.003-08:00

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With clutter ubiquitous, emptiness gets attention. (Talk about white space!) Japanese poster.

2009-12-27T06:56:00.001-08:00

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If Star Wars had Facebook

2009-12-26T03:56:00.001-08:00

Its a good thing that Star Wars was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. It explains why they are not taking advantage of earth’s technological advances.

Like for instance, if Star Wars had Facebook, statuses might have looked like this:

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Forget Black Holes, How Do You Find A Wormhole?

2009-12-26T03:26:00.003-08:00

Finding a black hole is an easy task… compared with searching for a wormhole. Suspected black holes have a massive gravitational effect on planets, stars and even galaxies, generating radiation, producing jets and accretion disks. Black holes will even bend light through gravitational lensing. Now, try finding a wormhole… Any ideas? Well, a Russian researcher thinks he has found an answer, but a highly sensitive radio telescope plus a truckload of patience (I'd imagine) is needed to find a special wormhole signature…

Wormholes are a valid consequence of Einstein's general relativity view on the universe. A wormhole, in theory, acts as a shortcut or tunnel through space and time. There are several versions on the same theme (i.e. wormholes may link different universes; they may link the two separate locations in the same universe; they may even link black and white holes together), but the physics is similar, wormholes create a link two locations in space-time, bypassing normal three dimensional travel through space. Also, it is theorized, that matter can travel through some wormholes fuelling sci-fi stories like in the film Stargate or Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. If wormholes do exist however, it is highly unlikely that you'll find a handy key to open the mouth of a wormhole in your back yard, they are likely to be very elusive and you'll probably need some specialist equipment to travel through them (although this will be virtually impossible).

Alexander Shatskiy, from the Lebedev Physical Institute in Moscow, has an idea how these wormholes may be observed. For a start, they can be distinguished from black holes, as wormhole mouths do not have an event horizon. Secondly, if matter could possibly travel through wormholes, light certainly can, but the light emitted will have a characteristic angular intensity distribution. If we were viewing a wormhole's mouth, we would be witness to a circle, resembling a bubble, with intense light radiating from the inside "rim". Looking toward the center, we would notice the light sharply dim. At the center we would notice no light, but we would see right through the mouth of the wormhole and see stars (from our side of the universe) shining straight through.

For the possibility to observe the wormhole mouth, sufficiently advanced radio interferometers would be required to look deep into the extreme environments of galactic cores to distinguish this exotic cosmic ghost from its black hole counterpart.

However, just because wormholes are possible does not mean they do exist. They could simply be the mathematical leftovers of general relativity. And even if they do exist, they are likely to be highly unstable, so any possibility of traveling through time and space will be short lived. Besides, the radiation passing through will be extremely blueshifted, so expect to burn up very quickly. Don't pack your bags quite yet…

Source: arXiv publication

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Forget Black Holes, How Do You Find A Wormhole?

2009-12-26T03:26:00.001-08:00

Source: arXiv publication

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Paper roll Forest

2009-12-26T03:10:00.001-08:00

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Paper Roll Forest Cutout - StumbleUpon

2009-12-26T03:08:00.001-08:00

Check out this website I found at stumbleupon.com

Paper Roll Forest Cutout

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2009-12-25T23:49:00.001-08:00

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link-building - angry talking cat [vid]

2009-12-15T01:55:00.001-08:00

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How to turn a computer into a mirror [yahoo answers pic]

2009-12-14T22:47:00.001-08:00

THE absolute height of stupidity

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How to turn a computer into a mirror [yahoo answers pic] view!

2009-12-14T22:39:00.001-08:00

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1GB 20 years ago and 1GB now!!!

2009-12-14T22:30:00.001-08:00

/s It's amazing how quickly technology advances these days...

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2009-12-14T22:04:00.001-08:00

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How NOT to avoid jury duty!

2009-12-14T18:29:00.001-08:00

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Costliest shoes ever! Even 3 Million, WTF @!

2009-03-16T08:56:00.001-07:00

I can't afford any and if I could, I would have rather bought a jet.

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Green Guide to Obama's Economic Stimulus Bil

2009-03-04T20:55:00.001-08:00

Image via Cal High Speed Rail As you've probably heard, there's a lot of green going on in that $787 billion economic stimulus bill recently signed into law. There's money for renewable energy research, funding for a massive high

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50 Stunning Photoshop Text Effect Tutorials

2009-03-04T20:54:00.009-08:00

Instead of listing 100 plus tutorials that you’ll bookmark never to come back, we’ve decided to take you through the basics of typography, hopefully inspiring and then teaching you. Typography is an art just like any other. You have to feel the form, admire the curves and connect with the flow.

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Future of Twitter: Integrated Search, Trends, Featured Users

2009-03-04T20:54:00.007-08:00

People have been speculating on how Twitter is going to make money for what seems like forever. This slideshow from Fred Wilson, a venture capitalist with Union Square Ventures (which has invested in Twitter), features a screenshot that may signal how it's actually going to happen.

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EU ends full-time monitoring of Microsoft

2009-03-04T20:54:00.005-08:00

BRUSSELS - Microsoft got a reward for good behavior from European Union regulators on Wednesday when they ended close checks on the company's compliance with a 2004 antitrust order.

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The largest collection of monkeys in gaming EVER

2009-03-04T20:54:00.003-08:00

More than 75 monkeys. And people say we monkey around...

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A-Lab Unveils Stunning Eco-Office for Norway

2009-03-04T20:54:00.001-08:00

This stunning energy-efficient office recently won a competition to design the 2012 location for Norway’s oil company StatoilHydro. Conceived by Oslo’s A-lab, the modern and flexible office compound took the winning bid from a pool of some 40 entries.

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Baby Olympian? DNA test screens sports ability

2009-03-04T20:53:00.001-08:00

It is drawing fire from scattered coaches, therapists and genetic experts who worry some parents will misuse the data and that the young science will inject even more pressure and politics into childhood games.

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The Importance of Being Pretty

2009-03-03T17:43:00.005-08:00

"Ugly Betty" is losing out on ratings because Betty is... ugly.

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The Left-Libertarian Meeting of Minds is Dead

2009-03-03T17:43:00.003-08:00

The liberal-libertarian rapprochement is going nowhere fast. With Barack Obama safely in the White House and commanding Congressional majorities, liberals have no reason to court libertarians on issues like the First Amendment-busting campaign finance "reform." The Democrats are safely back in the bash free-trade corner.

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Why do we leave the ones we love?

2009-03-03T17:43:00.001-08:00

You promise to stay together till the last breath but you left me alone when I am still breathing.

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The World's Oldest Tree

2009-03-03T17:39:00.007-08:00

If these trees could talk they would tell us what it means to be 4,600 years old. From the date Great Pyramid of Giza completed up to present.....and it's still keeps getting older.

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The World's Oldest Tree

2009-03-03T17:39:00.005-08:00

Jaadoooo Animation

2009-03-03T17:39:00.003-08:00

A hilarious animated video with lot of fun thats happening between a bunny and his magician just watch it. You will definitely enjoy it.

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How did he learn this?

2009-03-03T17:39:00.001-08:00

Lol! Must see!!!

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Cat + Sea + Watermelon = Win

2009-03-03T17:37:00.001-08:00

This cat is pushing a watermelon out of a lake.

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100 Geek t`shirts that do not suck

2008-10-23T17:21:00.003-07:00

Being naked sucks.

Not for you, but the people around you. You might be living the geek dream, but a chubby belly, pale skin, and the muscle tone of a newborn calve isn’t doing anything for the people who have to look at you.

That’s why t-shirts are good.

(bad example, she probably looks good without a t-shirt)

Nerds like shirts-with-funny-things-on-them like a fat kid likes cake. I don’t know why; I’m not a psychologist (although I play one on the Internet). But you can use that to your advantage. It’s might be too late to order t-shirts online in time for Christmas, but I thought I’d continue my Gift Guide for Geeks by taking a look at some of the best shirt choices on several popular websites.

If you’re a t-shirt addict, you might want to check out some of these fine blogs that are devoted to t-shirts: addic[tee]d, Preshrunk, iloveyourshirt, and tcritic. I’m only doing this for one post; they do this all the time.

On to the t-shirts!

The usual yada-yada: if you disagree with my picks, or you think I missed something then leave a comment and I’ll update. There are no affiliate links in this post (//engtech is a hobby, not a business). I only directly link to the product for Threadless and Etsy, because I know they won’t break the link when my back is turned. Photos are from the respective websites. Am I missing a good store? Tell me.

Legend

tg - Think Geek is one of the most well known geek stores on the Internet. Penny Arcade and Slashdot sell stuff through them. I’ve ordered from them before.

jx - Jinx is a popular site with gamers. I’ve ordered from them before.

pr - Phatrags is a site I hadn’t heard of before. More offensive than others.

tsh - T-shirt Hell is another site with a lot of offensive t-shirts.

gv - Geek Vogue is a European site. I hadn’t heard of them before but their email inspired this post.

tl - Threadless constantly gets rave reviews from everyone who uses them and has a thriving community.

ns - Nerdy Shirts is proof that StumbleUpon can be useful.

fic - Found Item Clothing sells t-shirts you see in movies and on TV.

ec - Enclothe.

od - Oddica.

et - Etsy (lots of handmade stuff here).

General

Caffeine symbol (tg)

<geek> (tg)

Geek Inside (tg)

geek. (tg)

I’m with genius (tg)

Keep out of direct sunlight (tg)

Looking for a japanese girlfriend (in japanese) (tg)

Carpe noctem - seize the night (jx)

Jinx nerdcore (jx)

hacker. (jx)

This was supposed to be the future - where is my jetpack (tl)

Want to buy it? (tl)

Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow (tl)

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog (tl)

Nerds unite (tl)

Nerd berd (tl)

Evil genius (et)

Analog (et)

nerd (ns)

Pop Culture

Who’s your daddy? (pr)

I like it when you call me big poppa (pr)

OB/GYN Kenobi (tsh)

Darth Vader hedge death star (tl)

What would Mcgyver do? (tl)

E.T. phone home (tl)

Ping pong Vader (od)

Abandon Ship (od)

Optimus Prime (et)

For The Ladies

I heart my geek (tg)

/usr/bin/girl

Totoro face (tg)

Modo-Kun face (tg)

Press and hold X to pick up (jx)

I am your webmistress you must submit (jx)

pr0n (jx)

Talk nerdy to me (jx)

Cuddletron 5000 (et)

Kids T-Shirts

Newbie (tg)

v2.0 (and v1.0 for the parent) (tg)

Bloggers

I’m blogging this (tg)

blog (tl)

Internet Culture

NSFW (tg)

Meh (tg)

STFU university (tg)

OMFG - Ontario Mega Finance Group (tg)

THE INTERNET: All of the piracy, none of the scurvy (jx)

Every time you download music, god kills a kitten (jx)

Diggnation (jx)

Ninjas and pirates agree: cowboys suck (tl)

Free hugs (ns)

On the Internet I’m a 15 Year Old Girl (ns)

I Heart Google (ns)

Ninja Pirate (ec)

Computers

I read your e-mail (tg)

No, I will not fix your computer. (tg)

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1 (tg)

Practice Safe Hex (tg)

Power symbol (tg)

Got root? (tg)

I see dead pixels (tg)

You say “bug”, I say “feature” (gv)

The Architect (gv)

Ctrl z (tl)

Stat city (tl)

Robots

Robots need hugs too (jx)

(sad robot) (tl)

Robot dance contest (tl)

Trainman (od)

Snailbot (od)

Bleedbot (ec)

Gamers

FF - Caught in the Act (Penny Arcade fans) (tg)

FF - Apocalypse (Penny Arcade fans) (tg)

Jesus says “Don’t be a dick.” (tg)

Jesus is my guild leader. (tg)

Insert coin: the evolution of man kind. (tg)

Leeroy Jenkins - School of Welp Training (tg)

It’s not my fault you suck. (tg)

I hate Jack Thompson. (tg)

1up mushroom (tg)

The Horde (jx)

/dance (jx)

Green linen shirt (lvl5 chest armor) (jx)

pwnstar (jx)

Live in your world, get pwned in mine (playstation style) (jx)

Wiid (tsh)

Wii-tarded (tsh)

Your mom: Rated E for everyone (tsh)

Nintendo family tree (ns)

Gamer nostalgia (ns)

Roleplaying

Rogues do it from behind (tg)

I roll 20s (tg)

+20 Shirt of Smiting (tg)

-1 STR / +1 CHA (tg)

I am not a geek (i’m a lvl 12 paladin) (jx)

Guns don’t kill people - magic missiles do (jx)

RPG skeleton (jx)

Jesus saves… and takes half damage (jx)

Critical hit (d20 cutting through skin) (jx)

NPC (jx)

My other sword is vorpal (jx)

Carpe DM - seize the dungeon master (jx)

(monster cuts off hand with sword) (tl)

100 Geek t`shirts that do not suck

2008-10-23T17:21:00.002-07:00

Being naked sucks.

That’s why t-shirts are good.

(bad example, she probably looks good without a t-shirt)

On to the t-shirts!

Legend

tg - Think Geek is one of the most well known geek stores on the Internet. Penny Arcade and Slashdot sell stuff through them. I’ve ordered from them before.

jx - Jinx is a popular site with gamers. I’ve ordered from them before.

pr - Phatrags is a site I hadn’t heard of before. More offensive than others.

tsh - T-shirt Hell is another site with a lot of offensive t-shirts.

gv - Geek Vogue is a European site. I hadn’t heard of them before but their email inspired this post.

tl - Threadless constantly gets rave reviews from everyone who uses them and has a thriving community.

ns - Nerdy Shirts is proof that StumbleUpon can be useful.

fic - Found Item Clothing sells t-shirts you see in movies and on TV.

ec - Enclothe.

od - Oddica.

et - Etsy (lots of handmade stuff here).

General

Caffeine symbol (tg)

<geek> (tg)

Geek Inside (tg)

geek. (tg)

I’m with genius (tg)

Keep out of direct sunlight (tg)

Looking for a japanese girlfriend (in japanese) (tg)

Carpe noctem - seize the night (jx)

Jinx nerdcore (jx)

hacker. (jx)

This was supposed to be the future - where is my jetpack (tl)

Want to buy it? (tl)

Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow (tl)

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog (tl)

Nerds unite (tl)

Nerd berd (tl)

Evil genius (et)

Analog (et)

nerd (ns)

Pop Culture

Who’s your daddy? (pr)

I like it when you call me big poppa (pr)

OB/GYN Kenobi (tsh)

Darth Vader hedge death star (tl)

What would Mcgyver do? (tl)

E.T. phone home (tl)

Ping pong Vader (od)

Abandon Ship (od)

Optimus Prime (et)

For The Ladies

I heart my geek (tg)

/usr/bin/girl

Totoro face (tg)

Modo-Kun face (tg)

Press and hold X to pick up (jx)

I am your webmistress you must submit (jx)

pr0n (jx)

Talk nerdy to me (jx)

Cuddletron 5000 (et)

Kids T-Shirts

Newbie (tg)

v2.0 (and v1.0 for the parent) (tg)

Bloggers

I’m blogging this (tg)

blog (tl)

Internet Culture

NSFW (tg)

Meh (tg)

STFU university (tg)

OMFG - Ontario Mega Finance Group (tg)

THE INTERNET: All of the piracy, none of the scurvy (jx)

Every time you download music, god kills a kitten (jx)

Diggnation (jx)

Ninjas and pirates agree: cowboys suck (tl)

Free hugs (ns)

On the Internet I’m a 15 Year Old Girl (ns)

I Heart Google (ns)

Ninja Pirate (ec)

Computers

I read your e-mail (tg)

No, I will not fix your computer. (tg)

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1 (tg)

Practice Safe Hex (tg)

Power symbol (tg)

Got root? (tg)

I see dead pixels (tg)

You say “bug”, I say “feature” (gv)

The Architect (gv)

Ctrl z (tl)

Stat city (tl)

Robots

Robots need hugs too (jx)

(sad robot) (tl)

Robot dance contest (tl)

Trainman (od)

Snailbot (od)

Bleedbot (ec)

Gamers

FF - Caught in the Act (Penny Arcade fans) (tg)

FF - Apocalypse (Penny Arcade fans) (tg)

Jesus says “Don’t be a dick.” (tg)

Jesus is my guild leader. (tg)

Insert coin: the evolution of man kind. (tg)

Leeroy Jenkins - School of Welp Training (tg)

It’s not my fault you suck. (tg)

I hate Jack Thompson. (tg)

1up mushroom (tg)

The Horde (jx)

/dance (jx)

Green linen shirt (lvl5 chest armor) (jx)

pwnstar (jx)

Live in your world, get pwned in mine (playstation style) (jx)

Wiid (tsh)

Wii-tarded (tsh)

Your mom: Rated E for everyone (tsh)

Nintendo family tree (ns)

Gamer nostalgia (ns)

Roleplaying

Rogues do it from behind (tg)

I roll 20s (tg)

+20 Shirt of Smiting (tg)

-1 STR / +1 CHA (tg)

I am not a geek (i’m a lvl 12 paladin) (jx)

Guns don’t kill people - magic missiles do (jx)

RPG skeleton (jx)

Jesus saves… and takes half damage (jx)

Critical hit (d20 cutting through skin) (jx)

NPC (jx)

My other sword is vorpal (jx)

Carpe DM - seize the dungeon master (jx)

(monster cuts off hand with sword) (tl)

100 Geek t`shirts that do not suck

2008-10-23T17:21:00.000-07:00

Being naked sucks.

That’s why t-shirts are good.

(bad example, she probably looks good without a t-shirt)

On to the t-shirts!

Legend

tg - Think Geek is one of the most well known geek stores on the Internet. Penny Arcade and Slashdot sell stuff through them. I’ve ordered from them before.

jx - Jinx is a popular site with gamers. I’ve ordered from them before.

pr - Phatrags is a site I hadn’t heard of before. More offensive than others.

tsh - T-shirt Hell is another site with a lot of offensive t-shirts.

gv - Geek Vogue is a European site. I hadn’t heard of them before but their email inspired this post.

tl - Threadless constantly gets rave reviews from everyone who uses them and has a thriving community.

ns - Nerdy Shirts is proof that StumbleUpon can be useful.

fic - Found Item Clothing sells t-shirts you see in movies and on TV.

ec - Enclothe.

od - Oddica.

et - Etsy (lots of handmade stuff here).

General

Caffeine symbol (tg)

<geek> (tg)

Geek Inside (tg)

geek. (tg)

I’m with genius (tg)

Keep out of direct sunlight (tg)

Looking for a japanese girlfriend (in japanese) (tg)

Carpe noctem - seize the night (jx)

Jinx nerdcore (jx)

hacker. (jx)

This was supposed to be the future - where is my jetpack (tl)

Want to buy it? (tl)

Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow (tl)

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog (tl)

Nerds unite (tl)

Nerd berd (tl)

Evil genius (et)

Analog (et)

nerd (ns)

Pop Culture

Who’s your daddy? (pr)

I like it when you call me big poppa (pr)

OB/GYN Kenobi (tsh)

Darth Vader hedge death star (tl)

What would Mcgyver do? (tl)

E.T. phone home (tl)

Ping pong Vader (od)

Abandon Ship (od)

Optimus Prime (et)

For The Ladies

I heart my geek (tg)

/usr/bin/girl

Totoro face (tg)

Modo-Kun face (tg)

Press and hold X to pick up (jx)

I am your webmistress you must submit (jx)

pr0n (jx)

Talk nerdy to me (jx)

Cuddletron 5000 (et)

Kids T-Shirts

Newbie (tg)

v2.0 (and v1.0 for the parent) (tg)

Bloggers

I’m blogging this (tg)

blog (tl)

Internet Culture

NSFW (tg)

Meh (tg)

STFU university (tg)

OMFG - Ontario Mega Finance Group (tg)

THE INTERNET: All of the piracy, none of the scurvy (jx)

Every time you download music, god kills a kitten (jx)

Diggnation (jx)

Ninjas and pirates agree: cowboys suck (tl)

Free hugs (ns)

On the Internet I’m a 15 Year Old Girl (ns)

I Heart Google (ns)

Ninja Pirate (ec)

Computers

I read your e-mail (tg)

No, I will not fix your computer. (tg)

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1 (tg)

Practice Safe Hex (tg)

Power symbol (tg)

Got root? (tg)

I see dead pixels (tg)

You say “bug”, I say “feature” (gv)

The Architect (gv)

Ctrl z (tl)

Stat city (tl)

Robots

Robots need hugs too (jx)

(sad robot) (tl)

Robot dance contest (tl)

Trainman (od)

Snailbot (od)

Bleedbot (ec)

Gamers

FF - Caught in the Act (Penny Arcade fans) (tg)

FF - Apocalypse (Penny Arcade fans) (tg)

Jesus says “Don’t be a dick.” (tg)

Jesus is my guild leader. (tg)

Insert coin: the evolution of man kind. (tg)

Leeroy Jenkins - School of Welp Training (tg)

It’s not my fault you suck. (tg)

I hate Jack Thompson. (tg)

1up mushroom (tg)

The Horde (jx)

/dance (jx)

Green linen shirt (lvl5 chest armor) (jx)

pwnstar (jx)

Live in your world, get pwned in mine (playstation style) (jx)

Wiid (tsh)

Wii-tarded (tsh)

Your mom: Rated E for everyone (tsh)

Nintendo family tree (ns)

Gamer nostalgia (ns)

Roleplaying

Rogues do it from behind (tg)

I roll 20s (tg)

+20 Shirt of Smiting (tg)

-1 STR / +1 CHA (tg)

I am not a geek (i’m a lvl 12 paladin) (jx)

Guns don’t kill people - magic missiles do (jx)

RPG skeleton (jx)

Jesus saves… and takes half damage (jx)

Critical hit (d20 cutting through skin) (jx)

NPC (jx)

My other sword is vorpal (jx)

Carpe DM - seize the dungeon master (jx)

(monster cuts off hand with sword) (tl)